Valentine Stories: Here’s the best ones:

1- Winning Story:

So was bantering with this guy over a couple of weeks on text and facebook and he asked me out.  I was delighted cause we were getting on great.  He seemed really nice.  So we’re meeting at 8pm on Saturday night at a well known hotel on Naas Road.  

Great first start – liked the look of him.  On 2nd drink he seemed really jumpy.  Was up and down to the loo a few times and kinda couldn’t sit still.  So on drink 3 I asked him if everything was Ok.

He told me…..His kids were in reception and he was just keeping an eye on them!

Jacinta, Dublin. (Not real name).

2: Had a really nice date with a lady I met at a work event two weeks previously.  We went to a local restaurant for dinner, and then for a couple of drinks in the pub beside the restaurant.

I paid the restaurant (she didn’t even offer) so I expected her to buy a drink.  She didn’t offer so I got the first one. On the second one – I said to her it was her turn.  She said:

“I’ve no money.  I was going to ask you for some money for a taxi home”.  Not good.  

Paul, Tipperary.

3: Let’s just say her profile picture was quite old and 4 stone lighter!

Dave, Dublin.

4: He came back from the loo and sat at the wrong table.  I took that as my cue to leg it!

Denise, Dublin

5: He asked me if it was OK if he had another drink – like I was his mammy! #mammyissues

Aine, Meath.